Recent reviews by murkovs drunkest hobo

fantastic visuals, great soundtrack, decent enough sound design.
really clunky and annoying controls. the way your characters attacks are delayed would be fine, if it wasnt for how everything else in the game is paced. i really want to enjoy this but nothing syncs together and flows right, which is something a 2D platforming shooter ABSOLUTELY needs. also the default controls are weirdly spaced apart, and fixing them didnt improve anything.

wow.

old sandman and cleaver combo: the game

fps SFM without a safety mechanism

if you have this on your phone your officially a pro gamer and an exceptionally epic cool kid

free to play.exe

kick pigs
kick pig meat
toss a pig skin (not in ball form)
toss a pig (into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grinder)
kill big pig
kill big pig lady
kill pigs
kick pig giblets
kick your friend
kick your friend (from the server)

like ww2 its fun until winter

i need more games that let me beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of some stupid ass ducks
those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ always lookin at me like they can take my bread
my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bread
I BOUGHT IT

flawless (thanks dave btw)