Beer Captain
Bern, Switzerland
 
 
I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I took an arrow in the knee...

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last played on 30 Dec, 2024
♿Halexander Old♿ 23 Dec, 2024 @ 4:58am 
Thinking about adding this person on Steam? Hold your pixels, my friend! Prepare yourself for a journey through the digital wildlands of toxicity. 🤯 Offensive language and trolling are their in-game power-ups, and trust me, it's a skill tree you don't want to explore. 🌲🎮

Gaming preferences? Get ready for invites to games that make you question the existence of sanity. 🕹️🤔 It's like they have a Ph.D. in picking the weirdest titles. And remember those teammates who bail on you mid-match? Well, congratulations, you've found their leader! 🚀👋

Oh, and the online drama? It's like an episode of a reality show, but in pixels. Buckle up, because adding them is like initiating a quest for chaos. 🎢💥 Consider this a friendly "Achievement Unlocked: Avoidance." Save your sanity and keep the gaming vibes positive, my friend! 🚀✌️🎮
Tobi Kempe Fußballgott 31 Jan, 2024 @ 2:49pm 
du schwein
Tobi Kempe Fußballgott 19 Jan, 2024 @ 1:33am 
Lotusblume hab ich dich genannt
Als die rote Sonne in Japan versank
Rot wie Mohn war dein Mund
Der versprach Worte die ich nie mehr im Leben vergaß

Lotusblume hab ich dich genannt so viel Zärtlichkeit
Die ich nur bei dir fand
Bleib' bei mir bis der Morgen erwacht
Und es brennt ein Feuer im Traum dieser Nacht
Tobi Kempe Fußballgott 8 Jan, 2024 @ 1:22pm 
Spitzbiberich
Tobi Kempe Fußballgott 14 Nov, 2022 @ 12:46pm 
I AM THE CAPTAIN MY NAME IS DAVE
gott bewahre den rave 1 Sep, 2022 @ 7:22am 
die undemokratische kantonsrepublik schweiz ist kein arbeiterstaat ohne recht auf atomwaffen