I WILL NOT TRADE WITH PEOPLE THAT HAVE A PRIVATE INVENTORY!
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I did not the gaming... The gaming me!

IRL, I am a highly renowned and upper class hummus expert (similar to a wine sommelier but for hummus), I specialise in finely aged hummuses and hummus alternatives. For my job, I have to be able to distinguish the high grade hummus from the supermarket chaff, this can be determined through a number of factors such as consistency, aroma, viscosity, width and overall balance. To clarify, width refers to the ranges of flavour and how they sit in the mouth, like wide sounding music, if a hummus has a flavour which sits in a wide position in the mouth, it is considered to be a 'stereo hummus' with a 'stereo flavour'. I am currently undertaking studies to become a chutney and cream cheese expert.

My hobbies include, origami, music listening (I am an audiophile), gardening (especially when sniffing the potting mix) and hummus.

I don't like gaming but I am the only gamer who does gaming so therefore it is a chore.

This may not be the truth and possibly shouldn't be taken seriously.



















































































this is a joke...