If you are a kid, have a level 0 or private profile, didn't read below the arrows, are a FASCIST/MARXIST, or easily triggered, then I will NOT add you. vvvv More Word Things Below vvvv

I don't add randos, so leave a comment on my profile page as to why I should add you. Seriously, has social media killed people's ability to make a simple introduction anymore?


Now...

"What am I?" You may ask...

Well, I'll tell you!

I am a sexy...

Masculine...

Ferret-shaped enigma...

Wrapped in mystery...

And bacon!

MMMMMMM...

Bacon!



So...

I'm TOTALLY a giant anthropomorphic gaymer Ferret from the planet "Dook"! Way out in "Otter Space"!



Is that sarcasm?



It's funnier if I don't tell you!




Now for the REAL questions that NO ONE is dying to know!!!

-How long have I been a gamer?
Since the 1980s.

-PvP?
Nope... Unless you are on the couch next to me!

-Co-Op and single-player?
HELL YEAH!


-What kind of music do I like?
Synthwave, Chillwave, Metal, Heavy Metal, Rock, Hard Rock, Swing, Electro Swing, Jazz, Dark Country, Goth, Trance, really anything that sounds good.

-How do I know so much about cars?
I'm an Auto Mechanic and all-around grease-weasel.


-Am I "LGB"?
Yes... I'm the "G" in the LGB-sandwich.

I didn't "choose" to be gay any more than someone can "choose" to be straight... And if you can choose, you are likely the "B" in that LGB-sandwich.

-Am I "TQI+"?
NOPE!

I'm not a fan of the whole "identity choice politics" of that particular group. They can do their thing, I'm just not a part of that stuff.


-Am I a "furry?
Possibly.

-Do I think furries can be, or are "cringe"?
Yup. But even self-aware cringe can still be fun!

-Do I abuse animals in ANY way?
HELL NO! There's a special place in hell for animal abusers!


-Am I a left-winger or a right-winger politically?
Nope.

-Am I "liberal" or "conservative"?
I'm liberal in the "classical" sense.

-Am I religious, or an atheist?
Nope.

-Do I march in lockstep with any political group or "community"?
Nope.

I'm an individual who can think for myself.

-Do I like "Cancel Culture"?
HELL NO! Not on the Left or Right or anything in between! Censoring and canceling people someone disagrees with is something only a loser would do.

-Why don't I just avoid politics?
Because avoiding politics and political discourse is what has got much of the world into the crap situation it currently is in.

When "the people" just let the government "do its thang" the government serves itself instead of "the people".


-Why don't I seem to take things super seriously?
Because life's too short to take everything so seriously, especially the "Terminally Online" garbage I see around the internet.

Sometimes it really is a good idea to take a step back from the echochambers and go fondle some luscious grass now and then!



If you actually read this all the way through, I salute you.