If you're reading this it's too late.
Thank you for scrolling all the way down here to giving me enough time to locate you.
I am 100 meters from your location and approaching rapidly! Start running.
I would like to inform you that I am currently at a distance of 100 meters away from your current location, and that this number is getting lower by the second! I recommend that you start the action of running if you would like to stay out of danger.
If you would like the presence of a life-threatening scenario to stay in a state of non-existence, then it is strongly recommended that you commence the action of using your legs to accelerate the movement speed of your body to an insanely fast speed, more commonly known as "running", in a direction that will likely increase the value that is the distance between our locations, which will consequentially make it much more difficult for me to impose a life-threatening scenario on you.