I sexually Identify myself as an Alpaca, not your regular Alpaca, but a fancy Alpaca. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of living surrounded by my Alpaca relatives and friends and be able to discuss the meaning of a hedonist mammal’s life. People say to me that a person being a fancy Alpaca is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon remove my human limbs and replace my skin with a beautiful fluffy alpaca fur. From now on I want you guys to call me “Mr. Alpaca” and respect my right to alpace. If you can’t accept me you’re a fancyalpacaphobe and need to check your mammal privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.


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