Gollum
Ohio, United States
 
 
What you're experiencing right now is something us scientists like to call the Carbonaro Effect. Which also happens to be the name of a hidden camera magic TV show, like the one you're on right now.
!!!ATTENTION ALL GAMERS!!!
DO NOT USE Scrubbing Bubbles FROM scJohnson, a family company TO CLEAN YOUR COMPUTER!!!

IT GOT RID OF ALL THE STAINS AND QUESTIONABLE GOOP AND CLENX NAPKINS AND SOCKS AND MOLD AND HAIRS THAT I HAVE NO CLUE HOW IT GOT THERE, BUT IT KILLED MY COMPUTER!!!!! NOW I HAVE PLAY ON MY FRICKING GRANDMAS STUPID LAPTOP!!!! SO PLS DONT USE Scrubbing Bubbles FROM scJohnson, a family company TO CLEAN YOUR COMPUTER OR ELSE!!!!!!
Favorite Game
3.4
Hours played
18
Achievements
Video Showcase
CS:SlowBrain Plays
1 4
Workshop Showcase
This is probably the worst picture of me to date, and yes, I got better.
3 ratings
Created by - Gollum
Recent Activity
178 hrs on record
last played on 13 Nov
29 hrs on record
last played on 11 Nov
1,394 hrs on record
last played on 6 Nov
Slap Shoes 6 Dec, 2023 @ 3:34pm 
R.I.P
Gollum 16 Jul, 2023 @ 8:49pm 
200~205, currently in the bulk phase; very proud of myself
DOUBLE CHAMP 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00pm 
how much do you weigh?
Gollum 30 Apr, 2023 @ 1:49pm 
ur in my ass
Alien X 30 Apr, 2023 @ 1:49pm 
im in your walls :steamsunny:
Slap Shoes 6 Apr, 2023 @ 10:53pm 
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