>Spawn in Afgan with and AK and screaming russians.
>Get killed whilst trying to shoot the screaming russians.
>Leave and join a random escalated bar fight, with somehow everybody's got a M1911.
>Spend 30 seconds loading M1911, shoot 1 guy and die.
>Join a cowboy themed bar fight, same concept, easier though.
>Commit suicide atleast once, in all gamemodes.
>Restart games so friends can join.
>Get home and buy hand simulator.