The Great Ranchero
Rancherino   United States
 
 
>Still plays Halo 2 20 years after release :MCCHELMET:

BUILD:

OS: Window, singular, missing one glass pane
GPU: No clue but the box has a car on it
CPU Chipset: Dorito
CPU Cooler: The same oscillating fan your grandmother has
Motherboard: Photo of my mummy
Case: Soggy cardboard box with an X written on the top in scented marker
Keyboard: 2x4 with my house key taped on the top
Mouse: A white mouse with the tail jammed into a USB port
Headset: A wire phone from the 90's taped to the side of my head.
Chair: 5-gallon bucket
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The Great Ranchero 8 dec 2024 om 10:37 
Other than having a tiny member and taking to many breaks to tug the hog, he aight.
Toyotathon Jordan Love 8 dec 2024 om 10:35 
0/10 penis too small
Fart Von Poopenstein 5 sep 2024 om 20:45 
his friend garvin looks a lot like marchel
enia 10 mrt 2023 om 0:09 
drunk as hell rn listening to ♥♥♥♥ so fire just thought you should know
Lo-Pan 3 feb 2023 om 17:34 
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Eugene 15 feb 2022 om 19:57 
It’s been a year since the tragic death of Jedediah Kerman. He was a man dedicated to the pursuit of science and the expansion of our species into the stars. He boarded that rocket knowing the risk, and his sacrifice will never be forgotten. As we push to further the bounds of our own technological capabilities, we will never forget the sacrifices made by him and the countless others following in his footsteps. I hope that as we reach distant stars and spread across our universe, furthering our own understanding of the place we inhabit, that his name is one of the few that are known throughout our culture and history. Jedediah Kerman, gone too soon, but one who will be remembered forever.