The Great Ranchero
Rancherino   United States
 
 
>Still plays Halo 2 20 years after release :MCCHELMET:

BUILD:

OS: Window, singular, missing one glass pane
GPU: No clue but the box has a car on it
CPU Chipset: Dorito
CPU Cooler: The same oscillating fan your grandmother has
Motherboard: Photo of my mummy
Case: Soggy cardboard box with an X written on the top in scented marker
Keyboard: 2x4 with my house key taped on the top
Mouse: A white mouse with the tail jammed into a USB port
Headset: A wire phone from the 90's taped to the side of my head.
Chair: 5-gallon bucket
Em jogo
Counter-Strike 2
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The Great Ranchero 8/dez./2024 às 10:37 
Other than having a tiny member and taking to many breaks to tug the hog, he aight.
Toyotathon Jordan Love 8/dez./2024 às 10:35 
0/10 penis too small
Fart Von Poopenstein 5/set./2024 às 20:45 
his friend garvin looks a lot like marchel
enia 10/mar./2023 às 0:09 
drunk as hell rn listening to ♥♥♥♥ so fire just thought you should know
Lo-Pan 3/fev./2023 às 17:34 
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Eugene 15/fev./2022 às 19:57 
It’s been a year since the tragic death of Jedediah Kerman. He was a man dedicated to the pursuit of science and the expansion of our species into the stars. He boarded that rocket knowing the risk, and his sacrifice will never be forgotten. As we push to further the bounds of our own technological capabilities, we will never forget the sacrifices made by him and the countless others following in his footsteps. I hope that as we reach distant stars and spread across our universe, furthering our own understanding of the place we inhabit, that his name is one of the few that are known throughout our culture and history. Jedediah Kerman, gone too soon, but one who will be remembered forever.