Brosius
Willem-Alexander von Amsberg   Utrecht, Netherlands
 
 
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last played on 3 Dec, 2024
Thomas the Wank Engine 25 Apr, 2023 @ 2:24pm 
Stop with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ " I bet you'll never guess what's under my dress.."

It's tits. It's always ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tits.

This is no mystery to anyone, and human anatomy has been the same for over 100k years. Seriously, shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. You all do this. Do you really think your tits and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are so special that they're going to shift our collective consciousness or something?

"I bet the guys at the gym wonder what's under my yoga pants."

I bet they already know, and if they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ don't, maybe you shouldn't be at a kid gym for 4 year olds.
Brosius 25 Apr, 2023 @ 2:21pm 
Spanky-spank 🍑👋🏻 You STONER SKANK 💁🏻‍♀️👂👀👂if you look on your 📅calendar 🗓 it’s 💚4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣💨 today 🤑🤑😏😶 and you know what that means 😏😅😂......420 years ago 👵⏪🕐a ☮️HIPPY✌️🔮🐕 invented C A N N A B I S☘️🌿🌳🌴 but the 🙏MAN UPSTAIRS 📿👨🏻🏘☁️😇 didn't like that 😡🤬🤯 so he sent him to 🔥🔥HELL🔥🔥😳🎇 Butt 🍑unlike ➡️YOU⬅️ I listened 👂 to my MAMA🤰☺️ So while y’all WRAP your LIPS 👄🚬💨 round the ☄️👹DEVIL’S👺🤡👿 LETTUCE 🥬🌳🌱☘️🌲 and get phat 🐳 from SWALLOWING 👅🤤 those EDIBELS 🍪🍩 I'll be catching up 👋 on my ⛪📿B I B L E STUDIES📿⛪ and strengthening 💪💯 my 💋💓RELATIONSHIP💓💋 with the LORD 🏳️‍🌈✝️🌈🛐🙏🙋🏻‍♀️😌
Thomas the Wank Engine 25 Apr, 2023 @ 2:12pm 
The best AP nunu player you will ever see in Bronze 2, truly elite
Smeerpijp 25 Apr, 2023 @ 2:11pm 
ik ben tobias krammer
Smeerpijp 2 Apr, 2020 @ 5:48pm 
this chad carried me into silver IV on league, what a hero +rep
Martq 9 Aug, 2019 @ 6:52am 
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