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Me plagiarising ♥♥♥♥ from the internet trying to sound intellectual-like:

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.