Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of ♥♥♥♥♥ and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the ♥♥♥♥ they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that ♥♥♥♥, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a forty pound ♥♥♥♥♥ that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits.

PlateUp! this man

Want to play corneroids together?

Keeping Up With The Kardashians - one of the best drama tv show, I ever seen. Why it's great? It just is, don't ask me... noo, Just kidding. The best tv show online? This is an answer that has changed many times in my life and probably will change many more times. But at this moment it is Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Now why this tv show falls in the category of one of the greatest of all time online? It is a tv show that truly knows what it is and wastes not even a second in conveying what that is. I walked into this tv show totally blind. I knew nothing about it, even never saw a trailer... Really I hate visits in cinema, I prefer my sofa at home, but cam quality sucks, with this film it doesn't even matter, nothing can touch its beauty. The amount of details and little aspects of the tv show that you can find years and years later is absolutely amazing.

I'M NOT BLACK I'M OJ

You, two minutes.
>Yes chef?
What is this cold, flavorless liquid? It's dreadful.
>It's water, chef.
And you serve that to customers?
>Yes, chef. Before the start of every meal.
Unbelievable.

>plate arrives
Right, thank you darling
>starts prodding at food with knife and fork
Christ.
>messily cuts up meal
Look at that.
>violin screech, starts dissecting food like a science project
Dear oh dear.
>brings camera in for a close up
Unbelievable.
>squishes food into plate with the side of a fork
They've lost the plot.
>plants camera lens inside the meat
It looks like mother's bloody used tampon
>picks pieces off the food and starts flinging them haphazardly around
This is no way to run a business
>spills his drink on the plate
Awful soupy texture.
>presses food down with palm and smears it around
Bland, soupy, pretentious. I mean just look at THAT.
>chucks plate into the bin
Right, what we need is to simplify the menu. Keep it rustic.

Oh, it's great being black in a 95% non white apartment block

>White boys wont DARE install fire alarms or sprinklers

*burns in fire*

>You get to save money EVERY heating bill with your beautiful red...

*cuts to fire brigade scene*

hmmm

>"I'll start with the water, thanks"
>waitress brings Gordon a glass of water
>"wow, look at this. Why does it look so wet?"
>he turns the glass upside down and spills water all over himself and the table
>"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell it's absolutely dripping. It's like piss"
>he pushes a fork around in the puddle of water
>"I can't even eat it, look at this. Wow. Astonishing. It's not even cooked"

What you want for those RE4 cards? Fam?

mou out

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i didnt mean to offend you bro............

i hope you have a wonderful day

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Daniel is so nice.

i hope you had a nice day

yes i am daniel

are you bullied?

swiggity swooty gimme dat booty.

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