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>Yes chef?
What is this cold, flavorless liquid? It's dreadful.
>It's water, chef.
And you serve that to customers?
>Yes, chef. Before the start of every meal.
Unbelievable.
Right, thank you darling
>starts prodding at food with knife and fork
Christ.
>messily cuts up meal
Look at that.
>violin screech, starts dissecting food like a science project
Dear oh dear.
>brings camera in for a close up
Unbelievable.
>squishes food into plate with the side of a fork
They've lost the plot.
>plants camera lens inside the meat
It looks like mother's bloody used tampon
>picks pieces off the food and starts flinging them haphazardly around
This is no way to run a business
>spills his drink on the plate
Awful soupy texture.
>presses food down with palm and smears it around
Bland, soupy, pretentious. I mean just look at THAT.
>chucks plate into the bin
Right, what we need is to simplify the menu. Keep it rustic.
>White boys wont DARE install fire alarms or sprinklers
*burns in fire*
>You get to save money EVERY heating bill with your beautiful red...
*cuts to fire brigade scene*
>waitress brings Gordon a glass of water
>"wow, look at this. Why does it look so wet?"
>he turns the glass upside down and spills water all over himself and the table
>"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell it's absolutely dripping. It's like piss"
>he pushes a fork around in the puddle of water
>"I can't even eat it, look at this. Wow. Astonishing. It's not even cooked"
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