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4
Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 60.4 hrs on record (56.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 31 Oct, 2017 @ 4:29pm
Updated: 1 Nov, 2017 @ 10:33am

After GTA IV, I started to hate pigeons. Now, I also hate ravens.

After Alan Wake, I've got a stockpile of lightbulbs. Now, I keep 'em in my bedroom. Along with a box of nails.

My best friend's name is Agatha. She's the best shovel in the world. Probably, the only one left, too.

I keep the flashlight on me everywhere I go. I've got rid of all the radios. I can guess your PIN code by looking at your child's drawings. I've even got a wristwatch, once again after 15 years. I'm prepared.

Just don't ask me to look under my bed. No, I'm not afraid.

I just don't want to know.
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6 Comments
Frost_knightz 24 Jun, 2019 @ 11:51am 
correction : Those are flying rats in gta 4
DeepThoughtBrony 5 Jun, 2018 @ 2:23pm 
That was really good.
Peculiar_Shenanigans 28 Nov, 2017 @ 10:04am 
Genious!
Demer 27 Nov, 2017 @ 10:11am 
hahhaahah nice one !! Keep your light bulbs hot, Alan Wake 2 may be coming next year, great game
Moon ☾ 26 Nov, 2017 @ 10:43pm 
so good haha :tgrin:
AshyGreen 10 Nov, 2017 @ 7:56pm 
Best review I've read in years 10/10