я переключаю большой член's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2013 @ 8:29am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2013 @ 7:29am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2013 @ 6:50am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2013 @ 7:21am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2013 @ 7:30am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2013 @ 8:36am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 1:33pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 7:57am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 9:01am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 12:44pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 3:03pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2020 @ 12:36pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2018 @ 6:01am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2013 @ 7:58am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 9:58am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 1:30pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 4:24am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 2:56am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2018 @ 2:17pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2020 @ 11:09am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 7:55am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 1:22pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:56am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2013 @ 7:08am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 12:48pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2020 @ 11:10am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2013 @ 7:00am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2013 @ 6:55am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2013 @ 7:31am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 9:45am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2013 @ 7:33am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2018 @ 2:11pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2013 @ 6:13am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2013 @ 8:34am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 8:36am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2020 @ 11:19am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 7:45am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:51pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 2:52am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2020 @ 11:01am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2020 @ 5:15am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 1:36pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 2:58am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 3:06pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2018 @ 8:14am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2018 @ 11:50am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2018 @ 12:59pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2018 @ 2:23pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2018 @ 7:54am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2018 @ 12:21pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 6:56am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:31am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

26 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

13 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

2 / 3

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

7 / 30