Conquistas de я переключаю большой член em POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Alcançada em 25/dez./2013 às 8:29

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Alcançada em 25/dez./2013 às 7:29

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Alcançada em 27/dez./2013 às 6:50

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Alcançada em 27/dez./2013 às 7:21

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Alcançada em 25/dez./2013 às 7:30

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Alcançada em 25/dez./2013 às 8:36

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Alcançada em 26/dez./2013 às 13:33

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Alcançada em 28/dez./2013 às 7:57

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Alcançada em 28/dez./2013 às 9:01

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Alcançada em 25/dez./2018 às 12:44

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Alcançada em 25/dez./2018 às 15:03

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Alcançada em 2/dez./2020 às 12:36

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Alcançada em 26/dez./2018 às 6:01

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Alcançada em 27/dez./2013 às 7:58

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Alcançada em 17/jan./2022 às 9:58

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Alcançada em 26/dez./2013 às 13:30

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Alcançada em 25/dez./2018 às 4:24

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Alcançada em 25/dez./2018 às 2:56

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Alcançada em 24/dez./2018 às 14:17

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Alcançada em 2/dez./2020 às 11:09

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Alcançada em 28/dez./2013 às 7:55

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Alcançada em 26/dez./2013 às 13:22

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Alcançada em 1 de dez. às 9:56

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Alcançada em 27/dez./2013 às 7:08

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Alcançada em 25/dez./2018 às 12:48

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Alcançada em 2/dez./2020 às 11:10

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Alcançada em 27/dez./2013 às 7:00

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Alcançada em 27/dez./2013 às 6:55

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Alcançada em 27/dez./2013 às 7:31

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Alcançada em 20/jan./2022 às 9:45

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Alcançada em 27/dez./2013 às 7:33

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Alcançada em 24/dez./2018 às 14:11

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Alcançada em 25/dez./2013 às 6:13

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Alcançada em 25/dez./2013 às 8:34

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Alcançada em 19/jan./2022 às 8:36

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Alcançada em 2/dez./2020 às 11:19

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Alcançada em 28/dez./2013 às 7:45

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Alcançada em 30 de nov. às 15:51

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Alcançada em 27/dez./2018 às 2:52

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Alcançada em 2/dez./2020 às 11:01

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Alcançada em 3/dez./2020 às 5:15

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Alcançada em 26/dez./2013 às 13:36

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Alcançada em 25/dez./2018 às 2:58

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Alcançada em 25/dez./2018 às 15:06

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Alcançada em 26/dez./2018 às 8:14

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Alcançada em 26/dez./2018 às 11:50

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Alcançada em 26/dez./2018 às 12:59

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Alcançada em 26/dez./2018 às 14:23

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Alcançada em 26/dez./2018 às 7:54

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Alcançada em 26/dez./2018 às 12:21

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Alcançada em 27/dez./2018 às 6:56

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Alcançada em 23/jan./2022 às 9:31

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

26 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

13 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

2 / 3

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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