El Patron
Canberra, Australian Capital Territory, Australia
 
 
“Enjoy the butterflies. Enjoy being naive. Enjoy the nerves, the pressure, people not knowing your name, all that stuff.”
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.Orzelł 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:16am 
Stop suck the e girl in mordhau you won't get a feet pic
El Patron 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm 
Para a proxima nao digas para guardar as tuas coisas:csgo_dead::csgo_dead:
OG | Original 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am 
MALTA MUITO CUIDADO!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬
Alguém assaltou o MATA PATOS e levaram a sua mochila com tudo o que lá estava dentro inclusive a sua carteira com documentos importantes e MATERIAS NECESSARIOS PARA O SEU TRABALHO!!! Se alguém se deparar com vendas suspeitas no Market Place ,no Facebook ou noutras plataformas dos itens que foram roubados que irei listar a seguir, por favor avisem-no ou a mim. Manteremos a denúncia em anonimato! Existe também uma recompensa para quem oferecer informações úteis sobre o paradeiro dos itens roubados!
Itens roubados:
1 x CD assinado das Spice Girls
1 x pepino
1 x dildo unicórnio reluzente 18cm
1 x máscara de amordaçar (textura tipo vinil)
1 x lubrificante sabor atum
1 x luvas latex
1 x corda preta
1 x Saco com fios de eletricidade
2 x autocolantes para mamilos
1 x fita adesiva cinzenta
1 x plug anal
2 x algemas com pelo cor-de-rosa
1 x CD Tony Carreira
1 x cabra insuflável deluxe
1x Skill
El Patron 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm 
hahahahah
OG | Original 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm 
agora pensa que é cowboy fdsss acaba já !
OG | Original 28 Apr, 2021 @ 12:19pm 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.