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2 people found this review helpful
Recommended
58.4 hrs on record (37.7 hrs at review time)
WOLOLO
Posted 22 August.
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1 person found this review helpful
Recommended
649.1 hrs on record (644.6 hrs at review time)
Click the cookie, you know you want to.
Posted 23 May.
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1 person found this review funny
Recommended
3,679.5 hrs on record (3,550.0 hrs at review time)
it's ok
Posted 30 May, 2016. Last edited 22 June, 2023.
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Recommended
709.0 hrs on record (118.6 hrs at review time)
Decent clicker game.
Achievements take WAY too long to get though.
Posted 10 December, 2015.
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Not Recommended
0.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I understand this is early access, but in its current state it's unplayable.
Pros: Cheap, has cards.

Cons:
  • Can't place blocks, only destroy.
  • Oh god, the chirping. Make it stop. You know those birds from the trailer? Yeah, you can't turn that off.
  • Only a couple of maps, no level generator. (yet?)
  • There's definitely more I missed, but I'm definitely not booting this game up again to play it.
Edit: Looks like the developer's twitter states this person is a scammer. Requested a refund.
Posted 17 October, 2015. Last edited 19 October, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
Recommended
337.6 hrs on record (118.7 hrs at review time)
Now if only they would port and/or redo the original AoE...
Edit: I can't believe they didn't put it on Steam.
Posted 24 August, 2015. Last edited 21 June, 2018.
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Recommended
6.8 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
This is basically the online version except it doesn't ask you to buy stuff with real money and it's more lightweight with fullscreen mode. Try it on ninjakiwi's website before you buy. Oh, and did I mention it has two more towers than the online version? :)
Posted 27 December, 2014.
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Recommended
2.9 hrs on record
Screen resolution is terrible but the puzzles are decent.
Posted 21 December, 2014.
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Recommended
1.9 hrs on record
2D objects that fall into the third dimension you can't reach, badly designed, and graphics seem like they're from some flash animation back in 2006. Just great.
Posted 18 December, 2014. Last edited 11 November, 2019.
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Not Recommended
1.4 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
This game feels very incomplete. There's a thing that tells you how much ammo you have, but other than that you have no health bar etc.
I honestly don't know what else to say about this game. 3/10
Posted 18 December, 2014.
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