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6.3 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
Ok puzzles, ok storyline.
This game is sorta worth the cash.
6.5 / 10
Posted 5 June, 2014.
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10.9 hrs on record
This game crashes every now and then, (Only once every few hours) but it's really great. Got this game on sale for 39 cents, a real steal. Pick it up, enjoy it. It has endless mode for people looking for a super hard challenge.
Posted 16 March, 2014.
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36.7 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
This game is somewhat entertaining. Not really my style but it's free and a really small download so go ahead and give it a shot.
Posted 20 January, 2014.
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26.3 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
You girlfriend (circle) is trapped in a place far far away, where straight lines that have no end exist. When a bunch of curvey lines start to attack you and your base, all you do is avoid them and let your base absorb them, but there's a catch. With every line your base absorbs, it becomes more powerful and over time it gains more power to suck in more and more of the lines. So, avoiding them becomes a really difficult task, and as the base gains power in different spots, it begins to suck in the lines in a weird direction, breaking the normal pattern most bases have. (Which, normally triangles avoid, have no clue why the one in this game is staying near the deadly base of operations.) Will you ever find your girlfriend? Will the base ever explode from absorbing so much? Do endless lines actually exist or are they actually just a ruler going all the way around the earth? Find out all this and more in SUPER HEXAGON!!!
Posted 16 January, 2014.
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48.5 hrs on record (37.3 hrs at review time)
I don't think I've ever been more satisfied with any other game before. Not only does this game wrap you in with great graphics and a perfect storyline, it has Steam workshop added in so the game never stops getting extra test chambers. The fact that this game has a pretty low price makes it that much more of a reason to buy it. (Not to mention Steam likes to put this game on sale all the time) If you buy this game you will never go back. The only reason this isn't my most played game is because it doesn't have the addiction factor, at least for me. That definitely doesn't take anything out of the game-play though, absolutely perfect. Did I mention the co-op? It's not as good as the single player, but is still very well made. If you don't believe my opinion on this game, just ask a friend about it.
Note: Don't worry about this game not working on your computer. If you can run Minecraft you'll most likely be able to run this on your computer.
Posted 6 December, 2013.
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2.0 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Even though I've only played it for 5 minutes, it's really entertaining and had me laughing straight from the start. Highly recommend it.
Posted 19 October, 2013.
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651.2 hrs on record (288.4 hrs at review time)
8/10 It's good.
Posted 2 September, 2013. Last edited 18 September, 2014.
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