Let me tell you a little bit about myself.

They call me by my first name at the Black Market,

My criminal record is longer than a Horse's ♥♥♥♥,

My Bestfriend kid-naps and auctions off pets for a living,

I've been involved in several school shootings,

I fully funded The Third Reich,

I often take strolls in the park, Stomping on as many endangered critters as possible.

I also like long wants on the beach, Candle-light dinners and roses.

Please, Go out with me... Somebody... Anybody... I'll even take a disgusting brony