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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
313.6 hrs on record (55.0 hrs at review time)
Small man with gun go brrt in hole, mine mineral, drink cold drink and hate management.
Posted 25 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
25.3 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
Oh my lord this game.
Positives:
* Rhythm based combat sort of on the same line as Necrodancer,
* Music that WILL make you immediately cream your pants. Every level. Every theme. Even Hudggins,
* Enemies have telegraphed moves and all even grunt to the beat of the song,
* Almost every single gun has the meatiest and boppin' sounds they could have, along with just being a joy to shoot,
* It's a quality hard to explain, but it FEELS like a game made with love. Anything implemented was only done because some dudes thought it would be hilarious or fun, and they were right.
* Later levels seriously test you, with bosses appearing as normal enemies and insane health management.
* For a mono-colored game most of the time, this lad is PRETTY. This is how you do a unique visual styles.
* Did I talk about the music? Holy
god of boppin tunes

Cons:
* Balancing isn't always the best. A select few runs end with me instakilling every single endgame boss.
* I've run into a softlock like once.
* Its not exactly viable to stream due to its amazing, yet bitrate-crunching artstyle.

10/10 If you're a nut for rhythm games and have ever found yourself shooting to music before, get this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game.
Posted 16 September, 2020. Last edited 16 September, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
109.6 hrs on record (20.9 hrs at review time)
Spaceman do big shoot with gun while crying because the story is actually kinda depressing

10/10 would marry Jorge
Posted 11 February, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
28.7 hrs on record (10.1 hrs at review time)
Space game do space gameplay good for space game
Posted 26 November, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
147.2 hrs on record (126.1 hrs at review time)
Clearly a game that was rushed out, yet is somehow still *solid* in its own right. Storywise, it slows to a crawl at chapter 2 and doesn't even have a real conclusion, but gameplaywise its addicting. Even with the issues of its story, I feel an urge to replay this game again and again. Reccomend modding it, since a lot of waiting is needed for basic development stuff.
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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22 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
This is honestly game of the year, 2019. I've never played a more thrilling experience, full of twists and turns. My life is different. Mario Kart? Thats a trash ripoff of this masterpiece.
Posted 31 December, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
12.6 hrs on record (10.5 hrs at review time)
Gotten from a friend. Its pretty intense, a few shots and your dead. You really need teamwork.
Posted 27 June, 2017.
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5 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
29.0 hrs on record (13.0 hrs at review time)
Its only the best game ever. Its like CoD but with worse fish AI.
Posted 6 July, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
10.6 hrs on record (9.8 hrs at review time)
Its only 3 dollars now!





What are you even waiting for its friggen amazing.
Professional comedy and voice acting n stuff.
Its 8 out of 8.
Posted 31 May, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3,788.7 hrs on record (1,183.7 hrs at review time)
Wish I could get real friends. Wait, I have TF2!
I don't even need a social life anymore, now I can cherish my 5 hats while everyone else STILL makes fun of me [for the lack of these said hats]! YAY!
Posted 26 April, 2014. Last edited 3 May, 2014.
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