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⠀⠀⠀❤️⣾⠿⠛⠉⠀⠒⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣇⡀
⠀⣠⣶⣾⡏⢁⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣷❤️
⢰⣿⣿⣿⠀⢼⠿⠛⠉⠉⠉⠙⠻⣿⠀⢻⣿⠿⢀⣤⣶⣦⣄⡀
⢸⣿⡟⠉⣀⣠⠆⢀⣴⣶⣦⣄⠀⠙⠀⠸⣿⣦⣈⠻⠿⠛⠉⠁
⠈⢿⡀⢰⣿⡟⠀⢾⣿⡿⠋⣁⣤⣾⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣦❤️
⢸⡌⠃⠸⣿⡁⠀⠘⠟⢁⣾⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⡿
⠈⣿⣦⣀⠉⠃⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⢁⣼⣿⡿⠋⠠⠤⢶⣤⡀
⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣈⣉⣩⣤⣄⡀⠺⠿⠿⠛⣁⣴⣶⣶⣦⣹⣿⡄
⠀⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠸⡄❤️⠀⠈⠉⠙⠻⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⢉⠁⣠⣴⣷⠀⠘⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠿⠁
⠀❤️⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣇⣼⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⢠
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀❤️
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀❤️⢸
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀❤️⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡌⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀❤️

⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣶⣾⣷⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⡀⢀⡤⠒⣦⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠘⠀
⠠⣴⡾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠉⢭⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢉⣉⣀⣠⣤⣄⣀⡈⠉⢃⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⠉⠋⠛⠛⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⣁⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠁⡀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⠛⠉⠹⢿⣭⠀⠀⠓⠛⢛⣻⣿⡟⠿⠟⣿⢿⣧⡀⣧⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠊⠉⠉⠀⠀⠊⠀⠀⠀⠇⢹⠆ oink oink
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31 çok komik. Ne zaman duysam, kontrolsüzce gülmeye başlıyorum. Salona koşuyor ve televizyon kumandasını elime alıp kanallar arasında gezinmeye başlıyorum. Kahkahamı zar zor tutup masaya vururken "Bakın çok komik olcak çok gülceksiniz" diyorum. Sonunda Uçankuş TV'ye geliyorum, ve televizyonun sağ üstünde 31 yazıyor. Salondaki tüm ailem ve arkadaşlarım ayağa kalkıp beni alkışlamaya geliyor, karım ve çocuklarım da gelip mizah dehamı kutlamak için bana sarılıyorlar.

1 THING-Amerie
Oh, been trying to let it go
Trying to keep my eyes closed
Trying to keep it just like before
The times we never even thought to speak
Don’t wanna tell you what it is
Oh, wee, it felt so serious
Got me thinking just too much
I wanna set it off, but

It’s this one thing that got me trippin'
It’s this one thing that got me trippin' (you did)
This one thing your soul made me feel it
It’s this one thing you did, oh, oh
It’s this one thing that caught me slippin'
It’s this one thing, I want to admit it (you did)
This one thing and I was so with it
It’s this one thing you did, oh, oh

Hey, we don’t know each other well
So why I keep pickin' up my cell?
Memories just keep ringing bells
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Hear voices I don’t wanna understand
My car keys are jingling in my hand
My high heels are clicking towards your door
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

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Aserejé (The Ketchup Song) Las Ketchup
Mira lo que se avecina a la vuelta de la esquina
Viene Diego rumbeando
Con la luna en las pupilas y su traje agua marina
Van restos de contrabando
Y donde más no cabe un alma allí mete a darse caña
Poseído por el ritmo ragatanga
Y el DJ que lo conoce toca el himno de las 12
Para Diego la canción más deseada
Y la baila y la goza y la canta
Aserejé-ja-dejé
De jebe tu de jebere
Seibiunouva majavi
An de bugui an de güididípi
Aserejé-ja-de jé
De jebe tu de jebere
Seibiunouva majavi
An de bugui an de güididípi
Aserejé-ja-dejé
De jebe tu de jebere
Seibiunouva majavi
An de bugui an de güididípi
No es cosa de brujería que lo encuentre to' los días
Por donde voy caminando
Diego tiene chulería y ese punto de alegría
Rastafari-afrogitano
Y donde más no cabe un alma allí mete a darse caña