9/10 Stupid Great Fun.

Game is offensively fair to all races and stereotypes.

Storyline:
You do basic chores for your loving sweet wife. Like get milk, visit your dad's grave, or get her a signed book.
The story isn't too deep, and pretty simple.

Gameplay:
Sweet Jesus.. So much fun, I had tons of fun. I had plenty of guns, but instead I used my melee weapons. Throw a sledgehammer across a mall and headshot a cop.
Throw a machete and it comes right back to you after ripping through a group of enemies.

If you could steal cars, this might be better than GTA(maybe just the older ones.)

This game is as sick and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up as the player.
I cut off civilian legs, dumped gasoline everywhere, and lit them all on fire. The survivors got pissed on until they died.
>.> After playing through the entire week, I can safely say, great game, worth the money I spent. Plus I had a coupon so I only paid 2 bucks.
Well, off to therapy. Cheers.