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→ Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity. -- Snoopy
→ Auribus teneo lupum. [Boy, it *sounds* good. But what does it *mean*?]
🌽 ✖ 🌋 ✖ 💗 ✖ 📀 ✖ 💎 ✖ 🎍 ✖ 🏓 ✖ 🍇 ✖ 👳 ✖ 📗 ✖ 🚕 ✖ 🌂 ✖ 🎫 ✖ 🚙 ✖ ⛳
Yours truly, Crista Binsfeld (the cat)
🐟 https://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167035717 🐝
1. Money
2. Time
3. Love
Things Dota 2 gave me:
1. Arthritis
2. Rage
3, Hatred of Malaysian,Penoise, and 2k Brain
4. Broken keyboard
5. Broken mouse
6. 9/10 ready
7. Server crashes
8. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ teammates
9. Competitive matches
10. "Ez Pz" spam
12. Multilingual cursing - I guess this is a good thing?
13. Lag
14. Idiot
Essentially - Dota 2 is a greedy woman, but I love her all the time.
11 / 10 would play again