"Wow, did that gummy worm just hit your G-Spot?" - Badabing

"When you burp and you just taste steak in your mouth." - Badabing

"He is surprisingly fluent in Lag" - Badabing

"I didn't smoke the stupid cookie" - Badabing

"It was a circle jerk, but it was a circle jerk with integrity" - Badabing

"You're drunk, that's how bugs are found" - Badabing