Recent reviews by Mister Kad

I'm more jarred by the fact that on a day one release the screen can fill with bugs and my computer didn't take off like a fighter jet doing so. I'm gonna be doing my part for a long, long while.

Did one of the quick gigs for cash, was supposed to find and vandalize an apartment of someone that messed with the wrong people. It went south, I ended up beating the tenant half to death, but finished the job. Immediately after, I take a job from the person I had beat to a pulp not even 30 minutes afterwords. I was sent to vandalize the apartment of the guy who gave me the job to vandalize the previous tenant.

I can't tell if that was random luck or out of genuine animosity. I love it.

I would throw my life down to protect Don at any cost

>Be me, border guard
>Boring day, nobody causing trouble, getting perfect inspections left and right
>Suddenly, guy smashes through the gate
>Guy steers into tree, immediately dying on impact
>Mfw I didn't even need to run to my car

I love my job.

Don't let the graphics fool you, this game is a charming, wacky adventure. It scratches a lot of the itches that I got with The Long Drive that were never satiated. Definitely worth checking out.

You get to kill elves for Christmas.

I can fix her

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My friends worry about my mental health more than the context of their steam notification of me booting this up.

The type of domestic violence that takes it to the field instead of the bedroom after every loss.