Sending you well wishes Jim.

Bhagwan ki ichha se you shall reincarnate Brahmin

YOU MUST LIVE ANOTHER DAY TO HAVE A FULL TELL-A-THON FOR WHEN/IF RALPH IS ARRESTED! THE F-RALPH FESTIVAL 2 MUST SELL A MILLION HATS!
YOU CAN EVEN HAVE A LETTER WRITTING CAMPAIGN THAT YOU CAN ENCOURAGE YOUR FOLLOWERS TO LET RALPH KNOW HOW HAPPY THE ARE WITH THE HAT PURCHASE FOR THE F-RALPH FESTIVAL 2!
A STAR STUDDED EVENT!
- PPP
- WARSKI
- NICK REKIETA
- ♥♥♥♥ MASTERSON
- PANTSU
- MINT SALAD
- FLAMANCO
- GATOR
ALL SHOWING UP TO SUPPORT OUR FAVORITE TOTALLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ HIS DEATH TO MAXIMIZE HAT SALES HAT MERCHANT! WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD DENY A DYING MANS REQUEST!

"Do I look 5 foot one ta yuu bich!?"

The State of Minnesota says yes, in addition they add: "Eye Color: Unknown" (piggy eye slits too small! )

You're right about the DRM plague, farmers have to jailbreak their tractors just to work on them. And your vehicle can be shut off via satellite if you miss one of the massive payments on it.

The idea of ID Chip locking a piece of hardware to brick it was a game mechanic in stuff like Metal Gear Solid and now it's just our miserable reality. The modern man is a serf who rents and never owns a thing till the day he dies. (Like Steam games...)

And said companies don't even know how to light incenses to appease the machine spirit.

We live in an age where ♥♥♥♥♥♥ DRM (cOpYrIgHt amagawd!) has created the first human with e-waste inside their skull. Company went down and the pooware needed magical "updates" like JohnDere tractors with 0 mechanical malfunctions needed a tech kiss on their chassis after a sacrifice of green Bens.

The beauty of technological wonder has given eyesight to the blind only for it to go away like the summer breeze. Blame not the tools but the artifices of the scoundrels that have always twisted the tools for exploitation.