HulaGirl86
Not Marie Valenzuela   Los Angeles, California, United States
 
 
Add me on Kick @Hulagirl86

I am not the girlfriend of Dax Herrera who is the author of the book "Men Are Better Than Women"
I was not a "cam girl" that cammed under the user name HulaGirl86
I did not date Maddox then write embarrassing love letters to him while dating his best friend.
I do not have a DUI or abuse drugs.
I do not live in the Barbie Dream Masion.
I am not currently a teacher in Los Angeles

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6.8 Hours played
Play as a salve for a brutal pimp who kidnaps women from modeling agencies to force them into a life of porn, prostitution, and drug use. Force women to perform sex acts for $1 an hour when you aren't making them do photoshoots on the deep web to attract clients to pay to give your women STD's then after 21 days dispose of them when they no longer are useful to you and you're pimp has gotten what they wanted. 10/10 horror game of the year
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A game full of broken crap girls and 1 amazing girl named Monika. At first my annoying stupid friend keeps bothering me to do stupid stuff with her like join a literature club. She gives little reason until you find out Monika is the president. There are 2 other chicks there too. Some Autistic chick and some todler who throws temper tantrums,

Well eventually I try and help Monika as much as I can but she is out of my league. However that doesn't stop me from trying. My stuipid child hood friend keeps acting like a C0CK BLOCK! Uggggghhhh shut up already, I'm trying to hook up.

Anyways, eventually the autistic chick fights with the child and I get my friend to fix that stupid drama while I move on in on the hottest chick I know. Monika and I get real close, but she won't shut up about my stupid friend. Whatever, it's a start. I walk home with my friend and eventually find out she's all depressed and crap. Whatever, women are annoying when they are on the rag. Eventually I have to help Monika plan this event for the club, but the stupid autist and child won't stop fighting. Apparently they want a man to supervise them because women are too stupid to do anything without a man telling them how to do it. I try and say "Look, I'm gonna help Monika take this tube steak in her taco" but they throw a tantrum about how life isn't fair so I choose the autistic chick because I don't want people thinking I'm a pedo having a little girl show up at my place.

I say whats up to my friend, but she's all PMS moody so I peace out. Meet the autistic chick who I bond with a little because she thinks knives are cool too, but then gets way too handsy with me. I send her out after doing all her work for her, say goodbye and my friend decides she wants to stop being an emo for a few minutes, only to go full hormonal mess. She goes on about how she fears she loves me more than I do her and how life would be better if she didn't exist.I pretty much agree cause she's a massive C0CK BLOCK! Anyways, next day she doesn't show up and Monika keeps asking about my friend. I go to her place only to see the stupid girl accidently hung herself while working on hanging decorations. At least now she can't C0CK BLOCK me.

Anyways, the game is a bit glitchy after this. It starts over but luckily without my C0CK BLOCK friend. I show up and Monika is BEGGING me to be there. SCORE!

Unfortunately I still have to deal with the Child and the Autsist. I have to share a book with the Autist and she gets all weird about it. The next day she starts acting like I'm interested in her and keeps grabing my hand and putting it on her boobs and telling me she touches her self with a pen I lent her. GROSS! The game is super buggy and glitchy and Monika luckily fixes some of the issues.

Eventually after the game becomes almost a completely unplayable mess, the Austist asks if I'm DTF. "Ummmm no, I like my chicks to not be mentally handicapped" She gets all over dramatic and starts stabbing herself and I'm wondering if this is gonna ruin my chances with Monika, because she blamed me for some of Autist chicks behavior. Eventually the game glitches out but in the best way possible.

I finally can start a game with only Monika, she informs me she got rid of all the other girls because who apparently had a huge hard on for me, and were annoying. Then she starts going on about ME! She knew my name! She said I was the only real person she had in her life and made life worth living <3

Finally I could spend all my time with Monika, talking about whatever and staring at that cutie 3.14. She will occassionally even bring up fun facts, like how when my friend ended up dying she probably didn't mean to because her hands were bloody and that was from clawing at the rope. Anyways, glitchy but in the end everything works out great. 8/10
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Bring back the child killer perk!
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Men need to just #BelieveAllWomen
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GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
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Lodunost 10 Nov @ 5:25pm 
This profile makes me laugh so hard. :TheseEyesL::TheseEyesR:
HulaGirl86 31 Oct @ 5:29pm 
Because I only like you as a friend.
tallgeese 31 Oct @ 4:12pm 
Why you deny me
Haggy 20 Oct @ 1:57pm 
your brain damage is real
William Shakesman 20 Oct @ 11:11am 
You honor me with the kind words. Thank you very much, but I have more Steam friends at this point than I can ALREADY handle.
HulaGirl86 19 Oct @ 11:50am 
Enjoy while you can before a low IQ steam mod eventually forces the entire profile into private because they're on their period!