Recent reviews by Midori's Revenge

I Like This Game Because You Can Play As Snoop Dogg And Michael Myers My Two Childhood Role Models I Want To Be Just Like Them Both

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Really, really good game. The launch was rocky as we all know but it's solid. It's also very beautiful, fun as heck and has an expansion pass that very much adds a lot to the game for a price that isn't ridiculous.

It's obviously not perfect but it's just a hell of a good game and you gotta respect developers when they pull a broken game out from the dirt even after everyone has bought into it from the hype.

RAT:

Ou ka renté adan an red zone ou pani compè isiya, vo mié pran kouri you better run. Dibi dibi alé isiya … Ratatatata, alé isiya, mécréyan pasa tchek mwen, mwen pala pou sa frékantéy. Lè la pot’ mwen fèmen misié misié pa janbéy. Piès' style non man pou tchek an pur miss ou simé raché frèw mal.

Yo ja foutéw gro sel exorciste ou ka viré bis é sa bien triss mé malgré sa ou paka konpwan malfétè pa vini bokay mwen si sé pren kè ou vini pren jodi a boutik a fèmé. Lontan yo ja pren lodèw sé pa pè ke pèson. Dibidibi alé isiya, ratatatatatatata, alé isiya

I can't believe they neutered the base customisation just to try to sell us a Battle Pass primarily filled with recycled stuff from T7, Arcade Quest Avatar items nobody cares about, and... A solid white ball? (Yes, they're really charging money for this.)

... how about no?

Seriously I'm not even particularly against microtransactions themselves, I'm just shocked at how awful the crap they're trying to sell is!

Thank God the gameplay is good though, right? NOPE! They hired a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cactus to be in charge of the balancing.

It just keeps getting worse...

- Battle Pass is full of recycled + low effort garbage
- Completely incomprehensible balancing decisions
- Boring Stages
- Whoring the game out to sell merch is blatantly their #1 priority.
PUBG Mobile x TEKKEN 8
NIKE x TEKKEN 8
Chipotle x TEKKEN 8
400€ Sunglasses company x TEKKEN 8
Kazuya Mishima neon sign (why)


And now... they release a new stage.
This stage is not part of the $100 Ultimate Edition/Season Pass. You have to buy it separately, even if you spent that insane price for a game to support Namco

Is this the dark age of Tekken or will we look back fondly on Tekken 8 compared to its future? 😐

Aside from the Fair Play race that made me rage and use cheats, the game is good! And the remake is very beautiful. It obviously got more love than Mafia 2's Definitive Edition did.

(Every single cop in this game is Irish for some reason but hm)

This game BLOWS 😿

なーんでシングルプレイゲームをやるにはVPNを切断しなきゃいけないんだよ・・・

Good game I love ana

Oh my gosh, wow...

He grows on you!

Sounds cuter & cooler with the English mod: https://www.nexusmods.com/tekken7/mods/48

うわ～～ 最強のグラボでも性能ひでえええ　GPUをスルーしてCPUばかり使うらしい
やってるとグラボ４０℃だけどCPUは６５℃・・・なんでやねん？
しかもゲーム自体が時代遅れでキャラにもゲームにも惹かれるものがないなー