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Claptrap still annoying, weapons are amazing, hella fun

I got banned from like 20 servers for bhopping, despite that, fun to play

Impostows awe among us wike fiendish~ fuwtive fungus teh chance of uwu death's humongous we must stop dem nyow someone owo in ouw midst is a fiendish twaitow mimicking teh fowms of uwu teh cwew tan saw me assist wif teh genyewatow t-t-that's nyot twue~ oh i was watching wed head uwu to nyavigations and i was getting twash diswodged wadios wewe dead owo in communyications cewtainwy sabotage dis is inviting~ a conspiwacy fur suwe wat if teh kiwwew's wuwking owo in ouw cwew uwu? wat is chu hiding uwu? pewhaps chu'we teh saboteuw i was wif pink something hewe stinks and we think that it's chu we caught chu~ chu impostow chu thought that chu couwd fostew mistwust within ouw wostew it can't save chu nyow it's a widdle stwange~ how chu wushed uwu to voting tuwnying on ouw own without pwoof pawanyoia's aww that chu've been pwomoting wat if that impostow was just tewwing teh twuth uwu? any bystandew wiww have seen me doing tasks (nyot weawwy) i think i saw hew cwawwing down teh vent (oh~ busted) dis is aww swandew teh impostow's been unmasked spawe us ur wies ur phony disguise cannyot hide ur weaw intent we've found teh twue impostow wet's send dis doubwe-cwossew back uwu to hew fwying saucew it won't save chu nyow just goes uwu to show chu can't twust anybody chu've been undew ouw nyose teh whowe time (i knyew it was chu) how many impostows awe dewe uwu? wed's been ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fixing aww teh wiwes nyo use making me sound wike a wiaw at weast we'we nyot impostows how was i so bwind uwu to ur deceptions uwu? pwetty stwong wowds fur a fake chu'we teh one behind dis whowe insuwwection if i go down~ i'm taking chu wif me nyo mattew how chu postuwe i knyow chu'we an impostow it's time uwu to kiww teh monstew heaven hewp me nyow dewe's one mowe stiww among us deception has undone us wat has dis madnyess bwung us uwu? who wiww save us nyow uwu?

glue on the roach

Its full of sweaty players nowadays, still fun if u can compete with them tho

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Massa do Bolo
3 cenouras médias (250g)
4 ovos
meia xícara (chá) de óleo
2 e meia xícaras (chá) de farinha de trigo
2 xícaras (chá) de açúcar
1 colher (sopa) de fermento em pó
Cobertura de Brigadeiro
1 Leite MOÇA® (lata ou caixinha) 395g
1 colher (sopa) de manteiga
meia xícara (chá) de Chocolate em Pó NESTLÉ® DOIS FRADES®
meia xícara (chá) de chocolate granulado
Modo de preparo
Massa do Bolo
Em um liquidificador, bata as cenouras, os ovos e o óleo.

Despeje a mistura em um recipiente e misture o açúcar e a farinha de trigo peneirada com o fermento.

Coloque em uma fôrma retangular (20 x 30 cm) untada, e leve ao forno médio (180°C), preaquecido, por 40 minutos.

Enquanto isso, prepare a cobertura de brigadeiro.

Cobertura de Brigadeiro
Em uma panela coloque o Leite MOÇA, o Chocolate em Pó DOIS FRADES e a manteiga e leve ao fogo baixo, mexendo sempre, até começar a desprender da panela.

Despeje ainda quente sobre o bolo, distribua o chocolate granulado e deixe esfriar.

Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

Here's why:

Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.

Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.

Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.

And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?

Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.

Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.

I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:

"Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."

And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.