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You might remember me from films such as "You're now reading this in my voice", "You're now swallowing, blinking and breathing manually", "Uncross your legs and realize there is no pot in your mouth for your tongue, it just sits there awkwardly", "Did you forget your jaw has weight forcing you to keep it manually closed", "You're producing saliva too", "Your body is itching in at least one place", "You now realize you have to go to the toilet", "You haven't cleared your throat in a while" and telethons such as "I bet you didn't bother to read my username".