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Posted: 14 May, 2021 @ 9:26am

To protect your master plan, direct technology towards absolute surveillance of the population, towards a perfect political science, towards total hegemony. Enhance yourself with electronic augmentation. The problem with humanity? too much freedom and leisure time. Remove both. Ban books, ban mass communication. Rule undisputed, technology in your left hand, power in your right, dropping in occasionally to make alterations or dispense great justice and retribution, in the name of peace.

Shepherd humans up to the local planets, establish colonies, then spread out to the stars. Create a galactic empire ruled with imperious malice, lest humanity revert back to its bad habits. There'll be no love, except the love of you. There'll be no art, no literature, no science.

Total domination.
Unimaginable power.
Unlimited rice pudding.

Who could stand in your way now?
Who would ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dare?
As monarch of the galaxy.
As pilot of history.

As God Emperor, of time.
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7 Comments
MomysBigCohones 8 Jun, 2021 @ 8:42am 
No mommy the depression turtle haunts me on steam!
greg0r 26 May, 2021 @ 10:14am 
Ayy it's funny turtle guy!
majek07 23 May, 2021 @ 8:40am 
I understood that reference
Kensei 22 May, 2021 @ 7:23pm 
So basically emulate the world in which we already live :steamthumbsup:
Ey_man 22 May, 2021 @ 5:39am 
Exurb1a🌌
Kongrathian 21 May, 2021 @ 7:52am 
the existential crisis turtle :)
CarltonLeBoss 20 May, 2021 @ 1:53pm 
I see you also watched that exurb1a video