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3 people found this review helpful
99.1 hrs on record
I’m usually terrified of sharks, but somehow this game makes the deep sea feel… cozy? There’s something so chill about diving with Dave—just a chunky, friendly guy vibing underwater and catching fish for his sushi bar. Even when a shark shows up, it’s more “oh no, not again” than “scream and throw the controller.”

The mix of relaxing dives and running a sushi joint is weirdly soothing. It’s the perfect game to unwind with, even if the ocean usually gives you the heebie-jeebies. 10/10 would chill with Dave again. 🐟✨
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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7 people found this review helpful
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51.1 hrs on record
As someone who’s played through the trilogy about 115 times (yes, I counted), I can confidently say this remastered collection is the love letter to fans that we’ve been waiting for. It’s like slipping back into the most comfortable N7 armor imaginable. The upgraded visuals, smoother controls, and all the DLC packed in—it’s chef’s kiss.

Whether it’s your first run or your fifteenth (or 115th, no judgment here), stepping back into Shepard’s boots feels like coming home. And if you’re not playing as FemShep, you’re seriously missing out. Jennifer Hale’s voice acting is so damn good, it could convince a Reaper to rethink its whole galaxy-ending plan. Sorry, but my Shepard will always be the badass red-headed soldier who can charm or intimidate her way through any situation.

Now, let’s get into the juicy bits: the romances. My Shepard is practically married to Miranda Lawson at this point. I’d love to romance someone new in Mass Effect 3, but honestly, I just don’t have the heart to break up with her after everything we went through in ME2. If you think surviving the Suicide Mission is tough, try breaking Miranda’s heart—it’s one challenge even Renegade Shep can’t handle. And for my fellow FemSheps, the bathtub scene with Samantha Traynor? Totally worth every flirt option. Nothing like a little R&R on the Normandy, am I right?

And then there’s Tali. That moment she pulls out her “emergency induction port” (a.k.a. a straw) to sip juice through her helmet? Absolute legend. Every playthrough, I still crack up.

And my baby Grunt—love that big, violent son of a tank-bred krogan, but let’s just say I’m never letting him near alcohol again. If you’ve seen him on a bender in Citadel DLC, you know why. One time was enough.

And yes, I’ll admit it: I always save Ashley and let Kaidan take one for the team on Virmire. Sorry, Kaidan fans, but space racism aside, Ashley’s got that spicy attitude I just can’t resist. Death to Kaidan, long live the Gunnery Chief!

When it comes to gameplay, I always roll with the Engineer class. Why? Because it’s the only way to avoid the endless door bypass puzzles in ME2. Trust me, if I never have to align another circuit or hack a node again, it'll be too soon. Plus, you get that special cutscene with Aria on Omega where she actually acknowledges your tech skills—it’s a small nod, but it’s worth it just to see her show a shred of respect.

The changes are especially welcome in Mass Effect 1. The Mako, bless its heart, finally drives like a real vehicle instead of a soap bar sliding across a tile floor. And thank the stars for those faster elevator rides on the Citadel—no more five-minute pauses where I contemplate the meaning of life while waiting to reach the Presidium. And if you're going for that insanity difficulty achievement, just remember: biotics are your best friend, especially if you're playing as a Vanguard. Nothing beats the rush of charging straight into a group of enemies and blasting them away.

I’ve already mapped out my next playthrough: full Paragon, male Shepard, romancing Liara, because that’s the OG experience. But let’s be honest, we all secretly have a save where we let the galaxy burn just to see the chaos.

So, if you’ve ever wanted to explore the far reaches of space, form deep friendships (and maybe something more) with aliens, and make some of the toughest moral decisions in gaming, this is your chance. Just don’t forget to feed your fish between missions, and whatever you do, don’t trust the Illusive Man—he’s always got something up his sleeve.

Mass Effect is more than just a game; it’s a journey. And I, for one, am ready to take that journey all over again.
Posted 15 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
17.3 hrs on record
Very few times in life do we find a video game as compelling, creative, and profound as this one. A Summer's End: Hong Kong 1986 is real in a way that fiction turns into reality. I can perceive part of my life journey reflected in this young woman's experience.

The first time I played it, I felt enchanted by the love story. But now, as I replay each walk-through, nostalgia and a bit of sadness come over me. This is how falling in love feels, especially when it involves another woman. Nothing could describe this feeling better than this game.

I'd like to thank the creators for publishing something so real and so beautiful. Your work has touched my heart and will remain a cherished memory for years to come.
Posted 7 July, 2024.
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169.8 hrs on record
As a gamer on a quest to uncover the most enchanting experiences, The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt had me hook, line, and silver sword from the moment I entered its bewitching realm. Move over Merlin, because Geralt of Rivia is the true sorcerer we all need in our lives!

From the very first stride into the vast open world, I knew this game was something extraordinary. And let me tell you, Geralt's rugged handsomeness had me questioning my elf preferences – sorry Legolas!

The level of attention to detail in this game is so stunningly meticulous, it's like they had a team of real-life magic folk working tirelessly to craft every blade of grass and every hair on Geralt's finely-tuned beard. Seriously, the beard game is so strong; Gandalf himself would be jelly!

But let's talk about Geralt's unique abilities, shall we? Not only can he slay fearsome monsters and romance sorceresses, but he's also the king of multitasking! I mean, I once watched him cook a gourmet meal while battling a griffin – Gordon Ramsay, eat your heart out!

And oh, the characters! Each one feels like a well-brewed potion of personality quirks and witty banter. They're so lifelike that I found myself contemplating inviting them all to my next family reunion. Aunt Nancy might not appreciate the Leshen, though.

You know you're dealing with an exceptional game when you can't decide whether to stay committed to the gripping main quest or run off chasing butterflies and admiring the breathtaking sunset. Pro tip: just make sure you're not being chased by a wyvern while doing so!

There's a reason why this game is called The Wild Hunt – it's the hunt for your own emotions! It's not just action-packed, it's heart-wrenching, it's hilarious, and it's enchanting. Geralt and his adventures reminded me that life's too short to spend it grinding mundane tasks – there are griffins to slay and dragons to romance!

So, fellow gamers, arm yourselves with silver swords and pack your sense of humor, because The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is a mesmerizing journey through a world where you'll laugh, cry, and maybe even question your taste in bearded hunks. It's a game so spellbinding that you'll want to cast "Igni" on your other commitments just to keep playing. Hats off to CD Projekt RED for crafting this truly magical masterpiece!

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to don my witcher medallion and find my misplaced socks – I suspect a mischievous doppler's behind it!
Posted 19 July, 2023. Last edited 19 July, 2023.
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5.0 hrs on record
It's a short yet satisfying game, a puzzle lover can appreciate this and look forward to the sequels.
Posted 11 December, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
23.7 hrs on record
I played this game back in 2005 when games used to be inspiring and original. I would play this 1000 times more if I could. The remaster was OK, they could have revamped this into perfection, but it was just a settings revision. Still it's one of the best damn games that I've ever played.
Posted 22 September, 2022.
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30.1 hrs on record
Take one of the best minigames The Witcher 3 had and expand it with its own story.

I’ve played quite a few card-based games and this was refreshing, funny and all-around original. It is the story of a practically unknown queen, interwoven with a fairly straightforward explanation of the war in this vast world. It also adds a bit of a “prequel-ish” story for Geralt of Rivia in the form of a momentary cameo.

You’ll be confronted with a quintessential “choices matter game”, where every choice can have a consequence. How big is the consequence? I’ll say: not groundbreaking but enough to change a few aspects of your desired ending. Just get rid of Sir Eyck of Denesle from the beginning and you won’t be any worse for wear, I can guarantee that.

In terms of gameplay and cards mechanics, you’ll have fun as long as you play wisely. Always remember that losing a round doesn’t mean losing a game.

I was thrilled to buy this game on every platform I had, bought it on PS4, android and now Steam. Let me tell you I’ll replay this game a lot.
Posted 7 July, 2022.
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188.0 hrs on record (82.5 hrs at review time)
I've played this game before on a PS4 and had little to complain. As far as the game goes, it is an 8/10. I preferred its predecessor plot wise, but all in all Inquisition is a good follow-up.

Now, I have experienced DAI through Steam mostly for all the DLC’s I couldn’t acquire through PS4 and it is an absolute headache; no fault of Steam whatsoever but Origin’s (EA’s platform).

Logging in has become a ritual of doom, knowing that I would need to reach customer service over and over again. Customer service has been competent, proactive, polite and swift <so shout-out to them> the problem -I figure- is Origin’s platform. It needs work and restructure, because you cannot place games on a rival platform and make it fraught with logging in bugs. It’s not a good look for EA if your own platform can’t handle the simplest task as LOGGING IN.

It makes me dislike the game as never before and that’s a real shame.
So, if you want to buy this game through Steam (or woe befall – Origin) be ready to be annoyed out of your mind with logging in issues.
Posted 6 July, 2022. Last edited 7 July, 2022.
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