Co kurwa😭😭🙏

You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to ♥♥♥ uncontrollably. You can’t stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Bathroom floor is covered in a layer of ♥♥♥. You slip and fall in your own ♥♥♥. You begin to ♥♥♥ all over the ceiling. You struggle to stand as the force of the ♥♥♥ begins to push you backwards. You squeeze your ♥♥♥♥ to stop the ♥♥♥, but it begins to leak out of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ instead. You let go. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the ♥♥♥. You smash through the wall, going into the sky. You are now at 1000 km. With your body destroyed, semen begins to spray in all directions. The government deploys jets to chase you down, but the impact of your ♥♥♥ sends them crashing. You feel your body start to burn as you reach end of the atmosphere. Physicists can’t calculate your erratic trajectory. The ♥♥♥ begins to gravitate towards itself forming a star. You are stuck in space forever, forced to an eternity of cumshots.

sigma to sigma

real ♥♥♥♥

Now do you skibi? Who you rizzing? What you were born to Goon? I mogged death, thanks to our duo. And thanks to you, I've left my rizz aura. You have too. You've written your own skibbity. You're your own Sigma. I'm Big Gooner, and you are too... No... He's the two of us combined. Where are we today? We built this rizz haven. This story - this "legend" - it's ours. We can change the Ohio - and with it, the future. I am you, and you are me. Carry that rizz with you, wherever you edge to. Thank you... my Fam. From this skibi on, you're Big Gooner.

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