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ㅤ* Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
ㅤ* My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
ㅤ* Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!