JaketheFnDawg
Jake Joseph
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I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of ♥♥♥♥. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god, I’m going to kill myself and take that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rodent to hell with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of ♥♥♥♥, and i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.
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GREEN (• ε •) 23 Aug, 2020 @ 4:29pm 
The guy below me is right, this guys smells like real bad.
JurassicJackson 19 Aug, 2020 @ 10:36am 
hehe this guy smells bad
ydinkiN 11 Apr, 2020 @ 1:54pm 
Did you just think that you could ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fool me with that comment of yours? I've searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database and you have never even graduated BUD/S, hell, even served in the Armed Forces. If you were actually a Navy SEAL, then you actually know how to spell guerrilla, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moron. And you say you are the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces and have over 300 confirmed kills. If that were true, then why the ♥♥♥♥ is Chris Kyle a household name and you aren't? And plus he only had 160 kills. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Plus why the ♥♥♥♥ would you say you have a secret network of spies yet you just revealed that you had your secret network of spies? Are you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot? If you can kill someone seven-hundred different ways, then list them all, I bet you can't even come up with seven.
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