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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.2 hrs on record
Posted: 2 Sep, 2015 @ 4:19am
Updated: 2 Sep, 2015 @ 4:20am

Overview
Sakura Clicker is another free to play, boring to win clicker game, with the only twist being instead of cartoony monsters, now you click anime "kawaii" invisions of animals... In a nutshell, this game expects you to click chicks to get money to buy chicks to help you click chicks to get more money to upgrade your chicks so they click chicks faster. No new concept, no original elements that are not found in other similar games.

The Pros:
  • It's free - Clicker games wouldn't get any popularity if they asked for money to play. That being said, feel free to try it, although I don't feel like it will satisfy you (no innuendo intended)

  • Not much interaction required - After a maximum hour of clicking, the damage over time you deal is sufficient enough to not require you to click. Also, when you close this for a few hours / day(s) and you get back, you will find yourself 10000% richer than when you left, so upgrading requires minimal effort.
The Cons:
  • No Inovation - Except the tits, there is nothing different about this game that is not present in other clickers. Same 10 enemies / stage, same type of passive upgrades, same random chest events, nothing makes this stand out from the rest.

  • Enemy Diversity - Stages don't have themes, so you'll see the same 15-20 girls randomly being recycled. All of them have the same voice, but I guess they know people who would download this would care about, right?

  • Your dumb smirk - You can customize your character, which is always displayed on the right side of the screen, doing nothing but showing an inanimate jpeg. Why does this even exist? You'll see in my next few points.

  • No animations! - Apart from a few sprites when you click and character shaking like it was a picture move effect in Windows MovieMaker, this game is completely devoid of any animations. The only thing that could count are the gold coins faking physics when they drop.

  • Useless, overpriced, cosmetic DLC - OK, so you remember that you could customize your character, right? Well, almost. You have very few presets to choose from, and after that there are DLC that cost 0.99 each for a total of about 10 Euros. For, you guessed it, a completely aesthetic, inanimate JPG modificiation of your characters right screen cameo. I guess if all of them costed 0.99 combined, I'd say - good. Give the player something not game breaking so they can show support to the developer, but at this state, it's just trying to milk money off of people.

  • No Achievements - I've already stated that this game doesn't bring neither challenges, nor features to the table. It also doesn't have achievements, so when I get bored of the already minimal set of features, I have no incentives to keep playing.

Conclusion
I don't like this game, and I can't recommend it. If you wanted a clicker game, there are many better than this, and if you wanted to click on anime girls, there are many better this.

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4 Comments
Poooooooooo 27 Sep, 2015 @ 12:51pm 
good job, this diveloper only tries to suck money out of people!
apache 15 Sep, 2015 @ 9:11am 
This review is more serious attention than the game deserves XD
Chris 3 Sep, 2015 @ 1:12pm 
I agree. If you wan't Kawii go to /r/awwnime
Spooky O_0 2 Sep, 2015 @ 10:14am 
Good review. Pretty accurate, although if I had to play a clicker game I would rather play this one because at least you get a nice "view" with this one compared to other clickers. XD