jфrd
Jordan   Essex, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
catch me world 512
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最喜爱的游戏
521
已游戏的小时数
78
已达成的成就数
完满主义者展柜
最新动态
总时数 33 小时
最后运行日期:2024 年 6 月 4 日
成就进度   55 / 75
总时数 53 小时
最后运行日期:2024 年 4 月 24 日
总时数 1,496 小时
最后运行日期:2024 年 4 月 22 日
500 点经验值
成就进度   1 / 1
76561199447186100 2024 年 4 月 12 日 上午 7:28 
+rep бро, погнали дружить
76561199447315930 2024 年 4 月 12 日 上午 7:19 
+rep бро, погнали дружить
76561199496879093 2024 年 4 月 3 日 上午 1:55 
+rep thx for game
Trebs 2023 年 3 月 16 日 下午 5:16 
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Jar 2021 年 10 月 12 日 下午 3:35 
I started with 20 snails, and over the course of this year each generation of snail has had daily mass orgies. Now we are probably like on the 50th-60th snail generation. Quite possibly more than that. Hundreds of snails, born and died. I think they have become SO inbred that they can no longer really move or eat or reproduce like their kin had once before. Now their numbers are decreasing drastically. They thought they could just have huge kinky snail orgies on the regular with no ramifications, but they never thought about the future. They failed to recognise the drastic ramifications of banging the same 20 snails confined to their small 10 gallon glass prison. They only sought to indulge in sin, and now their severely depressed, inbred children must pay the ultimate price :(
Delargas 2021 年 7 月 2 日 上午 8:45 
hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat