jфrd
Jordan   Essex, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
catch me world 512
Понастоящем извън линия
Любима игра
Изложение на „Перфекционист“
Скорошна дейност
33 изиграни часа
последно пускане 4 юни
53 изиграни часа
последно пускане 24 апр.
1 496 изиграни часа
последно пускане 22 апр.
76561199447186100 12 апр. в 7:28 
+rep бро, погнали дружить
76561199447315930 12 апр. в 7:19 
+rep бро, погнали дружить
76561199496879093 3 апр. в 1:55 
+rep thx for game
Trebs 16 март 2023 в 17:16 
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Jar 12 окт. 2021 в 15:35 
I started with 20 snails, and over the course of this year each generation of snail has had daily mass orgies. Now we are probably like on the 50th-60th snail generation. Quite possibly more than that. Hundreds of snails, born and died. I think they have become SO inbred that they can no longer really move or eat or reproduce like their kin had once before. Now their numbers are decreasing drastically. They thought they could just have huge kinky snail orgies on the regular with no ramifications, but they never thought about the future. They failed to recognise the drastic ramifications of banging the same 20 snails confined to their small 10 gallon glass prison. They only sought to indulge in sin, and now their severely depressed, inbred children must pay the ultimate price :(
Delargas 2 юли 2021 в 8:45 
hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat