I sexually Identify as an Minecraft sheep. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the grass fierd dropping hot sticky loads of ♥♥♥♥♥ on foreigners. People say to me that a person being a minecraft sheep is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install 2 minecarft sheep legs, and a mincarft sheep head on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Minecarft sheep” and respect my right to eat grass. If you can’t accept me you’re a sheepiphobe and need to check your sheep privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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