Progres Pencapaian POSTAL 2 Hoxtalicous

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Didapatkan pada 24 Mei 2016 @ 1:53am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Didapatkan pada 24 Mei 2016 @ 2:34am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Didapatkan pada 18 Mei 2017 @ 2:47am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Didapatkan pada 4 Agu 2021 @ 11:40pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Didapatkan pada 26 Mei 2016 @ 6:09pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Didapatkan pada 24 Mei 2016 @ 1:26am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Didapatkan pada 18 Okt 2019 @ 5:25pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Didapatkan pada 18 Okt 2019 @ 7:29pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Didapatkan pada 1 Agu 2021 @ 4:13am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Didapatkan pada 1 Agu 2021 @ 5:53am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Didapatkan pada 2 Agu 2021 @ 3:49am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Didapatkan pada 3 Agu 2021 @ 6:12am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Didapatkan pada 18 Okt 2019 @ 7:37pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Didapatkan pada 18 Okt 2019 @ 7:00pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Didapatkan pada 5 Agu 2021 @ 12:07am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Didapatkan pada 1 Agu 2021 @ 6:19am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Didapatkan pada 1 Agu 2021 @ 5:08am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Didapatkan pada 24 Mei 2016 @ 1:41am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Didapatkan pada 18 Okt 2019 @ 5:36am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Didapatkan pada 19 Okt 2019 @ 8:32pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Didapatkan pada 1 Agu 2021 @ 12:09am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Didapatkan pada 10 Sep 2018 @ 5:59am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Didapatkan pada 18 Okt 2019 @ 7:33pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Didapatkan pada 1 Agu 2021 @ 4:08am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Didapatkan pada 18 Okt 2019 @ 6:22pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Didapatkan pada 1 Agu 2021 @ 4:12am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Didapatkan pada 1 Agu 2021 @ 6:41am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Didapatkan pada 24 Mei 2016 @ 1:54am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 24 Mei 2016 @ 1:29am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Didapatkan pada 26 Mei 2016 @ 5:45pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Didapatkan pada 18 Okt 2019 @ 5:52am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Didapatkan pada 18 Okt 2019 @ 7:15am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Didapatkan pada 4 Agu 2021 @ 1:43am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 18 Okt 2019 @ 6:06am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Didapatkan pada 18 Okt 2019 @ 7:41pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Didapatkan pada 1 Agu 2021 @ 12:04am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Didapatkan pada 3 Agu 2021 @ 6:15am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Didapatkan pada 3 Agu 2021 @ 9:39pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Didapatkan pada 5 Agu 2021 @ 12:13am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Didapatkan pada 4 Agu 2021 @ 1:43am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Didapatkan pada 1 Agu 2021 @ 4:43am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

19 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

14 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

3 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

20 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

7 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

26 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

15 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

1 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30