Conquistas de Hoxtalicous em POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Alcançada em 24/mai./2016 às 1:53

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Alcançada em 24/mai./2016 às 2:34

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Alcançada em 18/mai./2017 às 2:47

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Alcançada em 4/ago./2021 às 23:40

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Alcançada em 26/mai./2016 às 18:09

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Alcançada em 24/mai./2016 às 1:26

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Alcançada em 18/out./2019 às 17:25

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Alcançada em 18/out./2019 às 19:29

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Alcançada em 1/ago./2021 às 4:13

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Alcançada em 1/ago./2021 às 5:53

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Alcançada em 2/ago./2021 às 3:49

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Alcançada em 3/ago./2021 às 6:12

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Alcançada em 18/out./2019 às 19:37

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Alcançada em 18/out./2019 às 19:00

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Alcançada em 5/ago./2021 às 0:07

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Alcançada em 1/ago./2021 às 6:19

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Alcançada em 1/ago./2021 às 5:08

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Alcançada em 24/mai./2016 às 1:41

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Alcançada em 18/out./2019 às 5:36

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Alcançada em 19/out./2019 às 20:32

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Alcançada em 1/ago./2021 às 0:09

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Alcançada em 10/set./2018 às 5:59

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Alcançada em 18/out./2019 às 19:33

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Alcançada em 1/ago./2021 às 4:08

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Alcançada em 18/out./2019 às 18:22

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Alcançada em 1/ago./2021 às 4:12

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Alcançada em 1/ago./2021 às 6:41

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Alcançada em 24/mai./2016 às 1:54

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Alcançada em 24/mai./2016 às 1:29

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Alcançada em 26/mai./2016 às 17:45

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Alcançada em 18/out./2019 às 5:52

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Alcançada em 18/out./2019 às 7:15

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Alcançada em 4/ago./2021 às 1:43

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Alcançada em 18/out./2019 às 6:06

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Alcançada em 18/out./2019 às 19:41

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Alcançada em 1/ago./2021 às 0:04

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Alcançada em 3/ago./2021 às 6:15

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Alcançada em 3/ago./2021 às 21:39

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Alcançada em 5/ago./2021 às 0:13

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Alcançada em 4/ago./2021 às 1:43

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Alcançada em 1/ago./2021 às 4:43

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

19 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

14 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

3 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

20 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

7 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

26 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

15 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

1 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30