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You forgot corona virus bae

A 👩‍🏫teacher👩‍🏫 asked her class
“What is sex👅👀?”
Johnny🙍‍♂️ got up and said:
“Sex is a 😏temptation😏
Caused by a 😩sensation😩
Where a boy 🙍‍♂️ sticks his 🍆location🍆
Into a girl’s 💁‍♀️ 🍑destination🍑
To increase the 👪population👪
Of the next➡️ 👶generation👶
Did you get my ☝️ 👏explanation👏?
Or do you need 😩💦 a
👅🍆🍑💦Demonstration👅🍆🍑💦 ?
The teacher👩‍🏫 fainted 😱

His friendship gave me

ADHD
Arthritis
Asthma
Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD)
Avian
Influenza
Birth Defects
Cancer
Chlamydia
Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
Diabetes
Ebola (Ebola Virus Disease)
Epilepsy
Fetal Alcohol Spectrum DisordersFlu (Influenza)
Genital Herpes (Herpes Simplex Virus)
Giardiasis
Gonorrhea
HeartDisease
HepatitisHIV/AIDSHuman
Papillomavirus (HPV)
Kidney Disease (Chronic Kidney Disease)
Meningitis
Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA)
Microcephaly
Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (MERS)
Overweight and ObesityParasites
ScabiesSalmonellaSexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs)
StrokeTraumatic Brain Injury (TBI)
Trichomonas Infection (Trichomoniasis)
Tuberculosis (TB)
Water-related Diseases
Zika Virus

I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that, It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play CS:GO sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xoxo..