Glutentag, mein brot frund.

"I put the 'laughter' in 'slaughter'—because if you're not having fun, you're doing it wrong."
-Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

Artist
Programmer (ish, I absolutely suck at coding)
Space engineers turbonerd
WH40k is cool, but I couldn't tell you a single fact about it
Procrastination specialist
Speedrunner (Barely, but I once got a top-100 worthy DH2 speedrun, so that's cool I think)


Negev > AWP

--A bit about me--

To quote everyone's favourite (Non) president of the united states "I grew up in a middle class family"

and that is where i began my life story, and uhh... um, well, uhh, so like, aight basically, so like sorta, like in a sense, like basically, so like, kinda like in a sense, like, basically so like, aight, like, aight basically so...

--Previous jobs--

-Underwater ceramics technician for Morton's steakhouse inc. (dishwasher at Morton's)

-Manager of sales for a billion-dollar company (Cashier at mcdonalds)

-Nutritional preservation specialist at Safeway inc. (fridge stocker)

-Mobile Connectivity Facilitator (Phone store employee)