Steam Community :: Terror Wrist

TOMMYdat 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:00am

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Catalyst 10 Jul, 2020 @ 9:59pm

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xxBob 8 Jan, 2020 @ 5:26pm

I went to the supermarket earlier today, to buy some cheese and bacon, you know? So I went up to the girl working there and she said: "Good morning, how can I help you?"

I couldn't believe this naughty ♥♥♥♥♥ was offering herself to me at 7 am, but I managed to keep myself calm and said: "Good morning. I want 300g of mozzarella cheese and 300g of bacon please."

She started working on my order, and after a while she came to me and said "Sir, I acidentally put 350g of cheese instead of 300g. Can I leave it or do you want me to take some off?"

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I couldn't believe what this ♥♥♥-addicted slut just said. She knew I only wanted 300g of cheese, but instead of giving me what I asked for she decided to try to have sex with me. I'm gonna explain it to you: what's the difference between 300g and 350g of cheese? That's right, 50 grams. What else has 50 grams?

xxBob 8 Jan, 2020 @ 5:25pm

Yes, that's the average weight of a condom packaging, and also the average amount of sperm expelled during a sexual act. And worst of all, do you know which sentence has 50 letters? "Oh daddy please destroy my ♥♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥ in my little slut ass".

I was shocked at the audacity of this ♥♥♥♥♥, but I was better than this. I told her to take a little bit of cheese off, and she said: "is 308g alright sir?" I was shaking and sharting at this point. I couldn't believe she was humiliating herself like this. Do you know what has 8 letters? "I love you". But I didn't love her, I didn't love this attention deprived thot back. So I just said: "I'm not going to give in to your schemes. You should value yourself more, you are better than this".

As I was paying for my products at the cashier I could hear a great commotion, and I saw that the girl and all the other female employees were crying in unison. I left the supermarket knowing that I did the right thing.

Seager 12 Dec, 2019 @ 6:38pm

a real ♥♥♥♥♥ through n through

Damien 12 Jun, 2019 @ 2:40am

if u cant realize xD i did let u alive like tapp and the other onces

Banzaillamas 24 May, 2018 @ 9:30am

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Tobey 23 May, 2018 @ 4:53pm

♥♥♥♥♥♥ likes 6ix9ine lol

xxBob 17 May, 2018 @ 6:54am

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