enigmer

𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓽𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓿𝓮

I went to the supermarket earlier today, to buy some cheese and bacon, you know? So I went up to the girl working there and she said: "Good morning, how can I help you?"

I couldn't believe this naughty ♥♥♥♥♥ was offering herself to me at 7 am, but I managed to keep myself calm and said: "Good morning. I want 300g of mozzarella cheese and 300g of bacon please."

She started working on my order, and after a while she came to me and said "Sir, I acidentally put 350g of cheese instead of 300g. Can I leave it or do you want me to take some off?"

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I couldn't believe what this ♥♥♥-addicted slut just said. She knew I only wanted 300g of cheese, but instead of giving me what I asked for she decided to try to have sex with me. I'm gonna explain it to you: what's the difference between 300g and 350g of cheese? That's right, 50 grams. What else has 50 grams?

Yes, that's the average weight of a condom packaging, and also the average amount of sperm expelled during a sexual act. And worst of all, do you know which sentence has 50 letters? "Oh daddy please destroy my ♥♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥ in my little slut ass".

I was shocked at the audacity of this ♥♥♥♥♥, but I was better than this. I told her to take a little bit of cheese off, and she said: "is 308g alright sir?" I was shaking and sharting at this point. I couldn't believe she was humiliating herself like this. Do you know what has 8 letters? "I love you". But I didn't love her, I didn't love this attention deprived thot back. So I just said: "I'm not going to give in to your schemes. You should value yourself more, you are better than this".

As I was paying for my products at the cashier I could hear a great commotion, and I saw that the girl and all the other female employees were crying in unison. I left the supermarket knowing that I did the right thing.

a real ♥♥♥♥♥ through n through

if u cant realize xD i did let u alive like tapp and the other onces

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♥♥♥♥♥♥ likes 6ix9ine lol

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We're reaching autism levels which shouldn't even be possible!

We're reaching autism levels which shouldn't even be possible!

We're reaching autism levels which shouldn't even be possible!

We're reaching autism levels which shouldn't even be possible!

We're reaching autism levels which shouldn't even be possible!

We're reaching autism levels which shouldn't even be possible!

We're reaching autism levels which shouldn't even be possible!

We're reaching autism levels which shouldn't even be possible!

We're reaching autism levels which shouldn't even be possible!

Oooooooh I’m so scared, you think you’re tough ♥♥♥♥♥? I’m behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT’S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You can’t hack me you little piece of ♥♥♥♥. You’re peeshooter and kung fu won’t make a difference when my friend woh’s a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you’re sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i’m having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I dont think you’ve ever even held hands with a girl.

oh ♥♥♥♥ dats me

fite me ♥♥♥♥♥

Btw I'm outside your crib rn reach

Yo add meh famo

If i could upvote my comment i would busta:snake::snake::snake::snake:

DFKM this ♥♥♥♥♥ da real ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥, CUZ IM LOOOKIN AT A ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ which is yuh busta

mo lyke da versace ♥♥♥♥♥ duke daaaaaamn

nugga