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Recent reviews by __GET_JACKED__

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18 people found this review helpful
10.3 hrs on record
STOP BUYING NEW COD GAMES!!!!!!!!!

#F*CKACTIVISION
Posted 15 August, 2024. Last edited 15 August, 2024.
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26 people found this review helpful
694.0 hrs on record
Good game ruined by a pathetic company.
Posted 10 July, 2023.
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12 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
21.1 hrs on record (18.7 hrs at review time)
"Y'all take a good look at this lump of sh*t. Remember what it looks like. You f*ck up in a firefight and a godd*mn guarantee you a trip out of the bush... in a body bag! Out here, a*sholes, you keep your sh*t wired tight at all times! And that goes for you sh*t-for-brains.... You don't sleep on no F*CKIN' ambush! And the next som'b*tch I catch copping Z's in the bush, I'm personally gonna take an interest in seeing them suffer.
I sh*t you not!
Doc... tag him and bag him!!"
Posted 7 May, 2023. Last edited 7 May, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.6 hrs on record
For an April Fools joke, the game was solid and I had a fun time playing it!
Posted 3 April, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.3 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Posted 22 February, 2023.
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10 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
1.5 hrs on record
Just remember kids: Bio-lab/pharmacutical companies would never commit crimes against humanity. That can only happen in works of fiction!!! coughlolcough
Posted 22 February, 2023. Last edited 22 February, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
3.4 hrs on record
Nostalgia hits hard if you owned both these games on the Sega Genesis. Still fun games. Worth for $5 as classic platformers.
Posted 17 February, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
22.2 hrs on record (14.0 hrs at review time)
My childhood was a good one!
Posted 28 November, 2022.
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5 people found this review helpful
236.3 hrs on record
Terrible direction this franchise has gone down.

The soft aimlocking/aimbotting controller feature needs to go. The skill based matchmaking needs to go. The ret*rded HULU menus have to go. This morphing from many games into one game has to go. Their social engineering bullsh*t needs to go. The lag and hitreg needs to be fixed. The price tag is ludicrous. The amount of in-game skins has probably quintupled in the last 3 months.... Like putting celebrities in the game because they know how much they can sell to stupid kids on the idols they worship...

And to boot, their obvious marketing ploy to release all of the classic OG MW2 maps on MW3 tells me that they know their consumer base is unsatisfied....or angry. And it also shows their gross laziness to rehash old maps instead of inspiring them to make newer and better ones.... It's beyond pathetic. I'm fed up with it.
Posted 30 October, 2022. Last edited 24 October, 2023.
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42 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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0.8 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
When I saw this absolute Chad of a developer trigger all of the gay-mers with a reality check, this was the easiest $10 I ever spent.
Posted 13 March, 2022. Last edited 13 March, 2022.
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