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Headbang and exterminate Satan's spawn.

RATED M FOR METAL AS F*CK

They should rename this game:

Adam Lanza. The Story of Love.

Had Warband for a long time and I should have made a review earlier.
This game is f*cking awesome. Just buy it, you peasants.......
Or is it almost harvesting season?

Old but gold.
FAAAAAAAAANTASTIC.

The greatest Total War game and quite possibly the greatest strategy game of all time.

However, each time I have upgraded to a newer computer, performance takes a hit and more technical issues emerge.

FPS issues? These links might help you.
https://gtm.you1.cn/app/4760/discussions/0/412448792372318074/
https://gtm.you1.cn/app/4760/discussions/0/620695877097056456/

It's a simulator on modern combat.
You hardcore or not?

The only reason that you're lonely....
Is 'cause you're fat and gay.

The fairytales have taken a dark turn in this atmospheric noir.
Telltale does it again.

....Ugh.
It had some pretty immersive and fun parts, but I have so many complaints that it just nullifies it.
For starters, it's a buggy mess of a game surprisingly. The gameplay is incredibly clunky. The monster AI is okay (since all they do is charge you), but the human AI is downright ret%rded, even for 2007 standards. Sure, you can give me the whole faction system and alliances and all that, but the AI is so incredibly inept that I couldn't even bother with it. The story is engaging, but the ending...Seriously? The f%ck was that? Felt pretty rushed if you asked me. And no option to free roam after you beat it?

Like a lot of RPGs, the beginning is the most difficult and challenging. However as you progress through the game and get tons of money and the best gear you will DESTROY everything in your path. And I hate that.

Oh, and that "open world" aspect of the game that I expected? Wanting to explore the whole region without interruptions? WRONG. Perhaps this is my own fault for not looking into it. If this is considered "open world", it is truly one of the smallest and most linear I've ever played. Oh, and enjoy those loading screens....A lot of them.

I'm not saying the game is bad, it just didn't appeal to me as it did to others. In my opinion, Fallout is the better alternative.

Attention to any gamblers out there. This game is for you.