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1.4 hrs last two weeks / 355.1 hrs on record (352.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 23 Mar, 2020 @ 8:22pm
Updated: 5 Jul, 2024 @ 4:28pm

War, War stays Mogging.

In the Year 1945 my great-great-Rizzler flexing in the Army wondered when he'd get to go home to see his Gyatt and the son he'd never peeped
He copped his wish when the US ended WW2 by dropping Atomic Bangers on Hiroshima and Nagyattsaki
The world Sipped on a grimace shake, awaiting full Sigma-Meltdown when something Goonish Popped off
We started to use Atomic Energy not as a tool for Mogging, but as a nearly limitless source of Rizz
People Enjoyed Luxuries once thought stationed in the land of Edging
Domestic Gyatt Moggers, Fusion Powered Whips and Portable Kai Cenats
But then, In the 21st Century peeps woke from the Ohio Dream
Years of Gooning lead to Major Shortages of Every major Rizz Resource, the entire globe got skibidi'd
Rizz Became a distant memory
The year is now 2077, we edge on the brink of Total Mog War
And I mew, For myself, For my Gyatt, for my Mini-Sigma.

Because if my Grind in the Gym taught me one thing.
Its that War, War stays Mogging.

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Martin the Lobbyist 29 Jul, 2024 @ 3:44pm 
Preach brother!
bubple 6 Jul, 2024 @ 2:20am 
PREACH